Drive safely la...

I wonder why the idiots are increasing on the road....
Have they not learn that if they want to take over on the road, they need to use the thing that sticking out on the left hand side...something called the "signal stick"...
Hellewwww, man....buang la lesen memandu kau tu....

Almost everyday when i'm on the road, there will be at least two idiots driving like Angelina Jolie is driving the car in front of them....

There was once, i almost got myself into an accident...I remembered like it was just yesterday (skema abis) when it occured....
It was midnight, i was on my way to go back home from watching a movie along with my friends .. I remembered driving like the road belongs to me...hahaha, well at least the road weren't busy at that time...and the only car on the road was ours....or....so i thought....

Suddenly, this red Saga-buruk-tunggu-masa-mau-hancur cornering from the simpang before viewpoint and went in front of me with the speed of 30km/hour...
I was driving like 100km/hour..
note: the only car on that road that night was my car ONLY....i usually don't drive that fast (...........)
Thank god i was alert at that time, i changed lane...i think it was 2cm only the gap between us (exagerating) i honked him like mad and curse him with all the cursing words i had learn since i was born....only, the sad thing is, my window was closed....
And the worst part was, my friend....she slightly raised her voice and said..."Yuq, ko bha yg salah, napa ko laju2..."
I was like..."ko nda nmpk ka dia tiba2 masuk dari simpang terus pergi jalan sebelah kanan?????????????????????????????????"
It was a tensed moment between me and her....

Her: well, ko bawa 100 kenapa?
Me: well, kan teda kereta juga, lagipun aku d lorong laju, so? what's the problem?
Her: walaupun ko d lorong laju! kalau ada papa...
Me: ko pun ada belajar juga dulu, kalau ko dari simpang...mana boleh masuk lorong laju terus....kan? ya ka nda? cuba ko igt2 balik......

silent..........................................................

well, there goes our night...from happy hour to feels-like-crap mode.....
because of that Red SAGA, me and my friend had a little argument...
Damn u SAGA...yg teda2 ne bha......shiet u....

Itu ok lagi la...kali....This one, really freaks me out....
For those of you who loves 1borneo as much as i do, and are using the road from ip to 1b beware...because you know the part where the car will make a u-turn and head to kk???
all of them are nuts....well, not all la...obviously i'm exagerating again....

This happened last month i guess...
It was me, my cousin and my bro and sis....we were heading to 1b to watch movie...
As we approaching the u-turn, this car decided that she, i repeat SHE(the cliche...women can't drive, driver mcm ko la kasi buruk nama perempuan) cannot wait for us to pass and make her move.....my heart was beating fast at that time....luckily i'm alert with that situation and hit on the breaks......again...same ol-same ol....i cursed her and honked her like crazy....
note to self: jgn break mati, terbabas nanti...

there were no car behind me at that time, why she can't wait for a while for me to pass....
is she that stupid to risk her own life?? ooppsss not hers cause obviously she didn't care at all...
Pabooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If i was alone at that time....i don't really mind....
but i'm carrying 3 lives with me....if anything had happened at that time.....how can i carry on with my life after that(slightly exagerating)

Well, this time its about crossing the road....
i actually a bit traumatic to cross the road because i almost got hit by a car twice....at that time i blame the driver, and it was really actually my fault also......
Now, i know how it feels when u almost hit a person on the road....

I was driving to KK that time, when i passed the round about in inanam...
note: do not cross the road through the round about, are u that stupid??????

suddenly there was this makcik dengan anak dia mau limpas jalan....dekat round about?!!! buduka apa??????? astaga!!!
I was so shocked....how could she????????? with a child on her side??????????? luckily i wasn't driving fast that time, i didn't honk because i was shocked, but the lorry driver beside me and the car behind me were honking her and yelling at her.......
The goverment or whoever is responsible had provide a traffic light after the round about right? why don't u use it for ur own safety....man..
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i've had enough!!!!!! waiseh...actually, i hope people in sabah can use their signals and dont hit the breaks in a sudden....i hate it....drive safely...peace out...

AF?? Memey?? Korea??

I'm sick...

Sy jarang sakit...so, kalu sakit tu mesti yang tahap karma ne...
Kin panas....tp, tu la...sudala piried, demam, slesma lagi, pastu mcm mo ada tonsil...

Iklan jap: melodi kuar muka drg c norman n memey ne bha, teda komen la...tp kalu salah tu mengaku ja la bha....neway, sepa memey tu? nda kenal ne bha...artis kunun, tp nda perna nmpk pun.... m(0")

Iklan kali ke-2: AF lagi ne...tirai...haha, ramai kunun dari sabah, memancing undi la tu...taula borneo ne besar kan...heh...cek2 it out, yg menang tu bukan dari sabah tu...saya tingu2 la k...yg p final mgkn ada la 1 urg sabah....untuk undi2.....kan? kan?...hahahahahahahancuss...

Haih, malas sua mo menulis....pening pala....
Tula ramai tul iklan....hahahahaha....

Last but not Least...
I love Korea...hahaha....